Dirty Old schoolmaster getting his jollies

That's up there, yeah? - Yeah, that's right.

What are you doing here again? - Well, erm, Miss just told me to come into your office.

I don't know why, but she's picking on me again, I think.

Oh, you do, do you? - Yeah.

Well, looking at the state of you, I think I've got a good idea of what.