I have a special plan for you and you wont like it

So I was thinking that maybe we'll lock you up tonight. Don't give me that look.

We'll still have a good time. I just don't have to worry about your penis coming

anywhere near me. So I'm gonna lock you up. You know, I may even play footies with

you still underneath the table at dinner. I might yell over at your new crotch.

It serves no purpose. If it serves no purpose, there should be no reason why it isn't locked up.