The spork

I was trying to make the cum video for you and it just, I don't know, I wasn't really good at it.

I was trying all kinds of angles, you see what I mean.

I'm trying to use my tablet to edit these videos and I thought that would give you a better view.

You know I'm moving it around not knowing what the hell I'm doing.

I'm trying to be sexy but it ain't working as you can tell.