Vintage Sex Fantasy from the Seventies

Well, General Washington, it's a wonder to see you walking after last night.

Oh, 'twas nice, 'twas it not? But a new day is dawn.

Look, we have a wee bit of time before I engage the British. How about a little, uh...

George, I have no bloody time for a roll in the hay.

The chickens must be fed, the cows must be milked, and I have to make tea for the quilting bee.